Game jokes

Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator

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A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????

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What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol

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Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

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