What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
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