when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
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