Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
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