Game jokes

You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman

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Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing

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why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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