Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
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