What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
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