Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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