What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
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