Game jokes

what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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What is an emos favourite game? Hangman

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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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