Game jokes

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

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what game dose an emo hate the most??? LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator

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