Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
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