Game jokes

What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

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What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing

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Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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