If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
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