What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
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