Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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