Game jokes

what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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A new game the whole family can play… Incest

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whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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what game does an emo love hang man

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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