Game jokes

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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what game does an emo love hang man

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!

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What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.

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A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

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