what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
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