What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
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