Game jokes

A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.

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what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.

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Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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what game does an emo love hang man

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what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

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What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS

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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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