Game jokes

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

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