why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
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