what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
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