A new game the whole family can play… Incest
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
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