Game jokes

what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

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mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle

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Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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A new game the whole family can play… Incest

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer

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What is an emos favourite game? Hangman

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What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

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A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.

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