why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
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