Game jokes

Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

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Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

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What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games

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A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

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What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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What is an emos favourite game? Hangman

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