Game jokes

ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

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