My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
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