What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
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