A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
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