Game jokes

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing

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What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.

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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman

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did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.

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why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS

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