Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
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