Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
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