Game jokes

Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

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A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

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when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.

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A new game the whole family can play… Incest

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What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!

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What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol

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what game does an emo love hang man

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There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!

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