Game jokes

whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me

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My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

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What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle

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What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????

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when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

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did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

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