What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
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