Game jokes

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing

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i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

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What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.

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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

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What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

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why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??

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why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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