i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
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