Game jokes

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.

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Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

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A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

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Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)

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