why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
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