Game jokes

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

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What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games

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what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input

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what game dose an emo hate the most??? LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman

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What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

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