A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
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