Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
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