%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
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