Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
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