Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
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