What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
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