Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
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