What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
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