Game jokes

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??

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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.

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What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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