My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
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