A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
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