What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
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