The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
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