A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
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