I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
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