what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
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