Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS
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