I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
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