Game jokes

I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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what game does an emo love hang man

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

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What’s an EMO’s favorite game?.. DARK SOULS

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what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga

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what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you

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