A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
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