mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
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