What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
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