did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
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