What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
what game does an emo love hang man
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
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