this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?” The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
what is green grass you tard
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
f@ck the green bay packers
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