Green jokes

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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