What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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