Green jokes

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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what is green grass you tard

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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what terns green purple and white? A chameleon

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy

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