Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
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