Green jokes

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

I gatherd some slapies.

The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

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How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch

Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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What did the green light say to the red light — don’t look I’m changing

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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If trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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