Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
what is green grass you tard
f@ck the green bay packers
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?” The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
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