What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
what is green grass you tard
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
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