Green jokes

How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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what terns green purple and white? A chameleon

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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f@ck the green bay packers

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

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