Green jokes

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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