what is green grass you tard
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
f@ck the green bay packers
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
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