f@ck the green bay packers
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
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