What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
f@ck the green bay packers
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
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