What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
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