this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
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