What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
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