f@ck the green bay packers
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
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