Green jokes

this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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what is green grass you tard

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What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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