Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
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