What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?” The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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