A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
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