What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
what is green grass you tard
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
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