What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
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