what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
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