There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
what is green grass you tard
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
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