Green jokes

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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