What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
what is green grass you tard
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
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