The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
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