Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
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