Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
what is green grass you tard
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
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