Green jokes

Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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