Green jokes

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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f@ck the green bay packers

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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