what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
f@ck the green bay packers
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
RUS | ENG
