What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
f@ck the green bay packers
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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