Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
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