What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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