Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
f@ck the green bay packers
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