Green jokes

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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