Green jokes

how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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f@ck the green bay packers

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what is green grass you tard

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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