When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
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