Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
what is green grass you tard
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
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