What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
what is green grass you tard
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
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