What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
f@ck the green bay packers
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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