Green jokes

what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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what is green grass you tard

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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