This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
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