Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what is green grass you tard
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
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