Green jokes

Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.

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What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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