Green jokes

What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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what is green grass you tard

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What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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