Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
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