whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
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