What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
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