What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
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