Green jokes

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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