Green jokes

What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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