what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
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