What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
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