Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
f@ck the green bay packers
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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