Green jokes

How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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