Green jokes

this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

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what is green grass you tard

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

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