Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
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