how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
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