What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
what is green grass you tard
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
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