Green jokes

f@ck the green bay packers

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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