Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
what is green grass you tard
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