What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
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