Green jokes

Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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