whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
f@ck the green bay packers
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
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