Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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