Green jokes

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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