What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
what is green grass you tard
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
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