what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
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