how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
what is green grass you tard
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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