Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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