What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
f@ck the green bay packers
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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