Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
f@ck the green bay packers
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
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