what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
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