whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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