So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
f@ck the green bay packers
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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