Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
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