Green jokes

What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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