Green jokes

What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

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Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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what is green grass you tard

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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