Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
f@ck the green bay packers
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