Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
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