how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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