What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
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