What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
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