Green jokes

Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.

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What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot

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