What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
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