Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
what is green grass you tard
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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