So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
what is green grass you tard
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
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