Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
f@ck the green bay packers
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
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