whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
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