What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
what is green grass you tard
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
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