Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
f@ck the green bay packers
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
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