Green jokes

What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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