whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
what is green grass you tard
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
f@ck the green bay packers
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
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