what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
f@ck the green bay packers
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
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