So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
what is green grass you tard
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?” The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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