Green jokes

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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what is green grass you tard

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?

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What do you call a green boner the Grintch

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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