Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
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