What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
what is green grass you tard
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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