What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
what is green grass you tard
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
f@ck the green bay packers
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
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