Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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