What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
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