What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
f@ck the green bay packers
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
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