What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
f@ck the green bay packers
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
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