Green jokes

What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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