Green jokes

Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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