What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
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