whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
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