Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
f@ck the green bay packers
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
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