What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
f@ck the green bay packers
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
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