what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
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