Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
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