What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
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