Green jokes

Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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what terns green purple and white? A chameleon

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit

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