Green jokes

What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"

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