Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
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