What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
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