Green jokes

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.

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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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