Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what is green grass you tard
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
Things said by racist aliens: “Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get the hell out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
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