What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
what is green grass you tard
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
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