What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
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