When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to! Me: Oh hell nah
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
aw hell naw dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
How do angels ?? make holy water ??? They boil the hell out of it.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people… I know, I’m going to hell…
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, “mark, what would you like to eat?” Mark said, “I’d like some f@cking potato’s.” SMACK! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, “what would you like to eat?” “Well, I’d like some f@cking potatos” said suzie SMAACK! she slapped suzie. “Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat? ” Well… I sure as hell dont want no f@cking potatos.
Addison Banks Age (8) "I’m a little brat who won’t shut up the hell! And stop talking!
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF??????
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell There’s a stairway to heaven.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
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