High jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

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All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high

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