a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
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