A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
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