Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
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