An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Depression hits harder than my dad
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
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