What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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