Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
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