What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
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