making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
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