Hit jokes

What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.

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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

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An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

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What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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