Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
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