I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
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