Hit jokes

any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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