If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Depression hits harder than my dad
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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