What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
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