There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Depression hits harder than my dad
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
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