Hit jokes

Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.