Hit jokes

Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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