any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Depression hits harder than my dad
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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