Hit jokes

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus

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Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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Depression hits harder than my dad

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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