Hit jokes

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

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Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus

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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

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So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready

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i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Depression hits harder than my dad

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Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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