Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Depression hits harder than my dad
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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