Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
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