Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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