Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
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