what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
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