A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
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