Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
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