The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
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