Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
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