Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
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