Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
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