Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
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