Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
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