twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
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