Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
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