What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
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