making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Depression hits harder than my dad
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
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