Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
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