What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Depression hits harder than my dad
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
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