Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
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