Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
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