What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Depression hits harder than my dad
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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