Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
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