Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
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