The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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