Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
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