Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Depression hits harder than my dad
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
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