When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
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