Hit jokes

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

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What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

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Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus

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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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