My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
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