What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
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