There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Depression hits harder than my dad
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
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