If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
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