Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
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