Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
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