where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!” long pause "Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?” “Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…” then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
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