i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Two Native Americans ?????? Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”
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