Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Two Native Americans ?????? Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
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