Job jokes

Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!

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Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I’m not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, “Your wife” The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, “You swore not to tell!”

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.

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As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

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wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer

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The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??

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My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher

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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.

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how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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