You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
Two Native Americans ?????? Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
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