I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery boss: “we have to let you go.” surgeon: “I protest innocence.” boss: “how?” surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ” boss: “get out”
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
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