A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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