Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain… Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :) AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
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