Job jokes

Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.

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What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station

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my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good

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what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

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