I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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