Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
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