why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000. The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
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