I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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