(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery boss: “we have to let you go.” surgeon: “I protest innocence.” boss: “how?” surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ” boss: “get out”
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
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