Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery boss: “we have to let you go.” surgeon: “I protest innocence.” boss: “how?” surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things. ” boss: “get out”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
Two Native Americans ?????? Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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