What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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