My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
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