What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
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