Job jokes

Two Native Americans ?????? Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”

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What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.

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I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”

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I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.

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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

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What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

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Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.

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Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps

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The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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want a kiss daddy wand a blow job

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I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.

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What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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