what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job? showing them the ropes.
The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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