One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I’m not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, “Your wife” The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, “You swore not to tell!”
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
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