wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’ ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’ I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
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