my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin’ B. Anthony!
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke? Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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