Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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