My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What was Frankenstein’s second job? – He was a bodybuilder.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids
What do you call sex in the world trade center? An inside job.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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