My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
where do mermaids get a job? at the kelp wanted station
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
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