Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
What’s the difference between a job and a wife The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
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