My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
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