My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
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