If you were to ask me, ‘What is the easiest job in the world?’, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. “G’Day, G’Day…how you doing…no worries, next!”.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
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