What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
%%Rules of Dark humor: All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. Sincerely, Zane
life’s too short to want it.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
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