My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! Your so fat you could sell shade! Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
How do you know when an orphan is lying. When they say I swear on my mother’s life
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born whats sad and has no life . the person reding this
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? Then there is me: My life.
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