My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
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