Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
“Don’t worry! Life goes on” “Yeah that’s what’s had me worried”
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes. But joke time… I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology! ” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
life’s too short to want it.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
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