%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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