Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
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