Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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