Lost jokes

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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