How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
RUS | ENG
