My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
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