Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
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