i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
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