I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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