“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
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