Lost jokes

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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