Lost jokes

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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