Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
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