Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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