A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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