Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
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