Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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