Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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