Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
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