Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
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