what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
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