A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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