A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
RUS | ENG
