Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
RUS | ENG
