i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
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