roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
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