Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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