Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
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