Lost jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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