Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
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