Lost jokes

Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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