A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
RUS | ENG
