Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
When the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
Other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
What is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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