Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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