Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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