why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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