Lost jokes

What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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