How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
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