Lost jokes

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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