What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
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