Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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