A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
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