Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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