I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
RUS | ENG
