“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
RUS | ENG
