A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
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