what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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