Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
RUS | ENG
