I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
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