Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
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