So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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