Lost jokes

what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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