How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
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