i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
RUS | ENG
