Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
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