A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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