Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
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