I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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