How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
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