Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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