Lost jokes

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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