Lost jokes

why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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