Lost jokes

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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