How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
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