Lost jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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