My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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