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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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