Lost jokes

Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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