Lost jokes

sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”

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