A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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