sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
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