How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
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