I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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