You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
RUS | ENG
