Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
RUS | ENG
