Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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