Lost jokes

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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