A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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