What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
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