Lost jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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