Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
RUS | ENG
