Lost jokes

i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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