What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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