what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
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