What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
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