Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
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