My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
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