I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
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