whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
RUS | ENG
