“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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