A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
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