Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
RUS | ENG
