Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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