Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
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