Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
RUS | ENG
