Lost jokes

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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