Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
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