Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
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