What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
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