Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
RUS | ENG
