Lost jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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