What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
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