A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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