Lost jokes

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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