roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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