Lost jokes

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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