Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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