Lost jokes

why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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