Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
RUS | ENG
