Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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