what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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