Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
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