Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
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