Lost jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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