My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
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