I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
RUS | ENG
