“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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