Lost jokes

when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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