Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
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