A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
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