Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
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