Lost jokes

Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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