Lost jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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