roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
RUS | ENG
