I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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