Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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