why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
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