Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
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