%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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