Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
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