why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
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