My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
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