Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
RUS | ENG
