Lost jokes

My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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