How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
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