Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
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