Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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