Lost jokes

You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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