Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
RUS | ENG
