Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
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