I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
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