Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
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