Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
RUS | ENG
