Lost jokes

How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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