Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
