I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
