A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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