Lost jokes

Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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