Lost jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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