Lost jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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