How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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