I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
RUS | ENG
