Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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