One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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