A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
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