What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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