“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
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