Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
RUS | ENG
