Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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