roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
RUS | ENG
