How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
RUS | ENG
