A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
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