Lost jokes

What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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