My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
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