I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
