Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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