Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
RUS | ENG
