why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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