roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
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