Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
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