Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
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