Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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