sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
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