why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
RUS | ENG
