Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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