Lost jokes

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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