How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
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