i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
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