My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
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