One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
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