Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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