An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
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