What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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