Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
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