what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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