How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
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