A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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