I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
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