How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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