I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
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