Lost jokes

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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