A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
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