sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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