Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
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