Lost jokes

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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