Lost jokes

whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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