Lost jokes

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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