Lost jokes

I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

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