why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
RUS | ENG
