Lost jokes

i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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