Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
RUS | ENG
