Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
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