sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
RUS | ENG
