A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
RUS | ENG
