Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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