A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
