Lost jokes

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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