Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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