I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
RUS | ENG
