I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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