Lost jokes

Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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