My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
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