I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
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