I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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