How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
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