Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
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