A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
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