How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
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