So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
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