Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
Why did stephen hawkins die
He lost internet connections
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale? , cause they already lost two towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
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