Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
