I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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