A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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