“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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