Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
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