“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
