Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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