Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
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