Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
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