You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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