Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
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