Lost jokes

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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