Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
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