I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
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