Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
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