I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
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