Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
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