What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
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