I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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