Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
RUS | ENG
