What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
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