Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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