A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
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