A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
RUS | ENG
