My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
RUS | ENG
