Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
RUS | ENG
