%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
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