Lost jokes

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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