“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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