Lost jokes

What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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