Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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