Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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