A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
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