An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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