Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
RUS | ENG
