Lost jokes

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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