A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
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