What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
RUS | ENG
