why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
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