What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
RUS | ENG
