So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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