Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
RUS | ENG
