A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
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