Lost jokes

My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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