My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
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