Lost jokes

what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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