Lost jokes

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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