Lost jokes

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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