Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
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