I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
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