Milk jokes

You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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