Milk jokes

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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