When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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