Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
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