What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
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