Milk jokes

Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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