Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
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