What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
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