Milk jokes

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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