Milk jokes

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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