Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
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