Milk jokes

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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