Milk jokes

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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