whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
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