Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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