best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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