You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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