Milk jokes

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Where animal does Russian milk come from?

Moscows

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What did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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