Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
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