Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
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