What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
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