yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
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