Milk jokes

Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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