Milk jokes

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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