Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
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