y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
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