What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
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