Milk jokes

why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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