A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
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