Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
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