What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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