Milk jokes

what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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