Milk jokes

Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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