Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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