yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
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