Milk jokes

Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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