Milk jokes

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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