Milk jokes

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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