When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
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