What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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