I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
DEEEZ NUTS
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
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