Nut jokes

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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