Nut jokes

Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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