I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What is smagma name
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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