Nut jokes

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026