They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
DEEEZ NUTS
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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