What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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