Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Ow! you hit the spot!
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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