Nut jokes

Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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