What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
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