Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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