A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
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