why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
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