Nut jokes

Hi ?? I was wondering

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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sx

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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