What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Hi ?? I was wondering
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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