Ow! you hit the spot!
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
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