I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
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A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
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