You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
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