What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
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Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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