what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
DEEEZ NUTS
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
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