What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
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