My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
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