A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
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