I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Hi ?? I was wondering
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
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