Nut jokes

a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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sx

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

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