What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Hi ?? I was wondering
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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