Nut jokes

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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DEEEZ NUTS

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