Nut jokes

Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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What is smagma name

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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