Nut jokes

What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

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have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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