Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What is smagma name
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
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