Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
Hi ?? I was wondering
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
RUS | ENG
