DEEEZ NUTS
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
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