Nut jokes

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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