Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
DEEEZ NUTS
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Hi ?? I was wondering
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
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