have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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