What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
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