What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Ow! you hit the spot!
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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