do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
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