Nut jokes

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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