Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
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