Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Ow! you hit the spot!
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
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