A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Hi ?? I was wondering
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
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