What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Ow! you hit the spot!
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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