when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
DEEEZ NUTS
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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