What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Ow! you hit the spot!
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
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