What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Ow! you hit the spot!
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
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