Nut jokes

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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DEEEZ NUTS

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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