What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What is smagma name
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
DEEEZ NUTS
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
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