Nut jokes

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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