I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
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