what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Ow! you hit the spot!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
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