why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What is smagma name
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
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