A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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