Nut jokes

What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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What is smagma name

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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