Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
DEEEZ NUTS
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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