Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What is smagma name
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
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