when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
DEEEZ NUTS
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
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Knock knock who is there deez nuts
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
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