What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Ow! you hit the spot!
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What is smagma name
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
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