I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Ow! you hit the spot!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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