What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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