A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
sx
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
RUS | ENG
