Nut jokes

Hi ?? I was wondering

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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DEEEZ NUTS

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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