have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Hi ?? I was wondering
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
DEEEZ NUTS
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