I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
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