2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What is smagma name
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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