What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What is smagma name
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
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