Nut jokes

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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What is smagma name

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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