have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Hi ?? I was wondering
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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