A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What is smagma name
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
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