Ow! you hit the spot!
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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