Ow! you hit the spot!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What is smagma name
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
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