What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Hi ?? I was wondering
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
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