What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What is smagma name
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Hi ?? I was wondering
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