There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Ow! you hit the spot!
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
DEEEZ NUTS
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What is smagma name
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