Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Ow! you hit the spot!
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
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