A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What is smagma name
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
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