How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
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