You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Hi ?? I was wondering
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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