%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Ow! you hit the spot!
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
DEEEZ NUTS
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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