Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
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