I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
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