have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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