ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Ow! you hit the spot!
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
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