What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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