DEEEZ NUTS
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Ow! you hit the spot!
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
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