One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
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