Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Ow! you hit the spot!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
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