Nut jokes

What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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DEEEZ NUTS

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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sx

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What is smagma name

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