What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
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