If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What is smagma name
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
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