In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
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