What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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