What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
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