Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
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