What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Ow! you hit the spot!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
RUS | ENG
