What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
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