What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
DEEEZ NUTS
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
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