Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
DEEEZ NUTS
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
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