Nut jokes

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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