What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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