Nut jokes

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

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