What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What is smagma name
Ow! you hit the spot!
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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