Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Ow! you hit the spot!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
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