at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Hi ?? I was wondering
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
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