Nut jokes

My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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