They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
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