I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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