What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
DEEEZ NUTS
Ow! you hit the spot!
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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