DEEEZ NUTS
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What is smagma name
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