In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Ow! you hit the spot!
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
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