What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
DEEEZ NUTS
Ow! you hit the spot!
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
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