Nut jokes

What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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DEEEZ NUTS

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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