Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
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