Nut jokes

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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DEEEZ NUTS

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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