A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Ow! you hit the spot!
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