How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What is smagma name
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Ow! you hit the spot!
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
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