Nut jokes

Ow! you hit the spot!

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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