DEEEZ NUTS
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
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