Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
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