Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Hi ?? I was wondering
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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