Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
DEEEZ NUTS
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
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