can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
DEEEZ NUTS
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
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