One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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