What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
RUS | ENG
