What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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