Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
RUS | ENG
