%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
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