Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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