What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Ow! you hit the spot!
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
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