What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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