What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What is smagma name
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Hi ?? I was wondering
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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