Paint jokes

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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