I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
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