how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
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