Paint jokes

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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