Paint jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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