What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
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