Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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