A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
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