What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
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