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r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
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