r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
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