how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
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