How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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