Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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