What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
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