I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
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