Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
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