Paint jokes

What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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