How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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