Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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