what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
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