Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
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