I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
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