What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
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