How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
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