What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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