What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
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