A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
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