What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
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