What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
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