How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
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