What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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