Paint jokes

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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