Paint jokes

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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