I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
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