Paint jokes

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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