What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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