What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
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