Paint jokes

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

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these are all of my terrible jokes Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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