How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
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