An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
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