Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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