What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
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