One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
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