Paint jokes

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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