A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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