How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
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