My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
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