How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
RUS | ENG
