What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
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