How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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