Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
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