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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
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