little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
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