So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
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