An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
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