How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
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