hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
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