whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
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