An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
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