i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
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