Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
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