What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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