Paint jokes

How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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