If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
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