What was one cool thing about hitler
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
You’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a.50 cal
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint
I asked my dad, Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
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