How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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