I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
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