Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.

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