How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
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