What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
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