r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
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