How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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