A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
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