How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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