What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
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