I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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