How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
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