"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
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