Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
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