What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
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