How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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