Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
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