I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
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