Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
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