What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
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