Paint jokes

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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