What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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