The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
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