Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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