What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
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