Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
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