My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
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