How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
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