Paint jokes

One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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