Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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