I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
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