How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
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