What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
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