An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
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