What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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