I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
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