Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
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