Paint jokes

What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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