How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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