Paint jokes

Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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