An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? — Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint
You’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What was one cool thing about hitler
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden…
HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
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