Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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