I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
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