Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
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