hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
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