What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
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