Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
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