Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
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