One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
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