I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
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