my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
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