Poor jokes

I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??

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I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!

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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it

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So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

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yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

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stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

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Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS

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There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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