The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
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