Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed… The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that’s not Bubba. The second friend said he’s burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn’t understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that’s not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don’t know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
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