Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Being a man that is poor really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? lack of money is the root of all evil ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
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