Poor jokes

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor

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I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

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Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!

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Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'>cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!

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Your so poor people break into your house and leave things

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