Poor jokes

Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!

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Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s

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I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.

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When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!

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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

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