Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
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