yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
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