your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
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