Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
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