I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
Your mom so poor she buys used food.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s
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