A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
Your mom so poor she buys used food.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Being a man that is poor really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? lack of money is the root of all evil ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
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