Poor jokes

Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker. The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was looking

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’

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If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

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your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

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jokes about the poor aren’t rich

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We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.

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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Your so poor people break into your house and leave things

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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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