Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
RUS | ENG
