Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
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