Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a bh he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that bh can suck my dk she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma fg murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “bh I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris’s parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, “You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!” Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
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