I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat. “This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.” “You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world’s biggest penis…ended up with a concert pianist that’s seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world’s biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world’s biggest dick and that’s how I ended up on top of your husband.”
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
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