yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
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