One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
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