What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
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