My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
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