little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
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