I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
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